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team_erifefsol_collabYou are now Feferi Peixes and you are completely blown away by this shocking plot twist. Well, not really. But you just blink a couple of times, too puzzled to react at first, before you stop pretending to be tied to the pretend stake you were going to be pretend burned at.
"Ok Eridan, this story is getting really weird if you ask me!" you say, crossing your arms to stare Eridan down, because really, someone has to do it (frequently). And you happen to be pretty good at it, at least judging from how Eridan visibly shrinks at your displeasure.
"Yeah, more like this story fucking blows!" Sollux says. You wish he didn't curse this much, he's going to get himself grounded like Karcrab if he's not careful around his dads. "It's ridiculous, why the hell should Arthur do such a horrible thing to Guinevere if he likes her?"
"Oh come on, guys, of course it was all a clever tactic to draw Lancelot out of hiding!" Eridan's expression quickly goes from upset to desperate. "Get it, so that he comes to rescue her, and then Arthur goes to fight him? Of course he wouldn't really burn her at the stake, it all goes well in the end!"
"That's so dumb," Sollux says, scowling.
"Listen, you..." Eridan starts, but you don't let him finish. You've seen this show way too many times.
"Okay, that's enough!" you say, moving between them before they start getting really stupid ideas. "You know what? I think you both got the story wrong, and I think I know why! I have another idea, and I bet this time we're really going to have fun, all three of us! Only, this time I'll be Arthur, Eridan can be Lancelot and Sollux Guinevere. What do you say?"
You don't miss Eridan's gleeful grin, and the way it's directed at Sollux, who shrugs and grins back, as if they were challenging each other, but you pretend not to notice. Really, they are such idiots sometimes, but they are your dearest friends and you wouldn't have them any other way (well, to be fair, you wouldn't mind if they learnt to behave at least a little, let's face it).
"Sure thing, FF."
"You start, Fef."
> Everybody: play Feferi's tale.
"Ok Eridan, this story is getting really weird if you ask me!" you say, crossing your arms to stare Eridan down, because really, someone has to do it (frequently). And you happen to be pretty good at it, at least judging from how Eridan visibly shrinks at your displeasure.
"Yeah, more like this story fucking blows!" Sollux says. You wish he didn't curse this much, he's going to get himself grounded like Karcrab if he's not careful around his dads. "It's ridiculous, why the hell should Arthur do such a horrible thing to Guinevere if he likes her?"
"Oh come on, guys, of course it was all a clever tactic to draw Lancelot out of hiding!" Eridan's expression quickly goes from upset to desperate. "Get it, so that he comes to rescue her, and then Arthur goes to fight him? Of course he wouldn't really burn her at the stake, it all goes well in the end!"
"That's so dumb," Sollux says, scowling.
"Listen, you..." Eridan starts, but you don't let him finish. You've seen this show way too many times.
"Okay, that's enough!" you say, moving between them before they start getting really stupid ideas. "You know what? I think you both got the story wrong, and I think I know why! I have another idea, and I bet this time we're really going to have fun, all three of us! Only, this time I'll be Arthur, Eridan can be Lancelot and Sollux Guinevere. What do you say?"
You don't miss Eridan's gleeful grin, and the way it's directed at Sollux, who shrugs and grins back, as if they were challenging each other, but you pretend not to notice. Really, they are such idiots sometimes, but they are your dearest friends and you wouldn't have them any other way (well, to be fair, you wouldn't mind if they learnt to behave at least a little, let's face it).
"Sure thing, FF."
"You start, Fef."
> Everybody: play Feferi's tale.
