Part2.

Once upon a time, in the faraway land of Britannia, there lived a legendary adventurer known as King Arthur. He was not only a great warrior, but a Half-Elf and a powerful mage who could pull swords out of stones and move mountains with his powers. Along with his group of Paladins of the Round Table, he united his kingdom and kept the peace, slaying monsters and evil mages whenever his people called for help.



His very best friend among his loyal Paladins was Sir Lancelot, who was the bravest and most fearsome warrior in all Britannia, even better than Arthur himself. Lancelot had grown up with the fairies and had the power to heal the wounded, and he was so kind that everybody liked him. He also looked very pretty in plate armor, and even in dresses.

Arthur liked him very much and he often said he was so lucky to have Lancelot on his side. But the Queen Guinevere, who was Arthur's girlfriend, also liked Lancelot and sometimes she got very annoying and jealous.
 

So when the evil Morgan Le Fay kidnapped her, instead of falling into an obvious trap by going to rescue her, Arthur decided he might as well leave her there and be happy with Lancelot instead.

 

So Guinevere married the witch, and Arthur and Lancelot went off adventuring and lived happily ever after. THE END.
 

> Eridan: teach this guy his place.